In reality teaching is probably the 'oldest profession' in the world, considering the timeless and universal need to master the fundamentals of walking, talking, reading, writing, and arithmetic. Although, historically, the pay not so great when compared to prostitution.
That wage disparity is what's now motivating some 40,000 teachers in the U.S. to turning tricks when school's out, according to a leading sugar-daddy *brokerage* which boasts being the "number one online website for sugar-babies and generous men."
The CEO of SeekingArrangement[dot]com (one of Anthony Weiner's favorite hangouts) suggests steep budget cuts are most likely to blame for the tens of thousands of educators secretly subscribing to his service lately in hopes of closing their fiscal shortfalls through paid sex.
In general, moonlighting in the world's oldest profession has quietly become a popular part-time job for the nation's woefully underpaid young laborers anyway, sites like his are boldly claiming.
That's especially true these days for 40,000 teachers -- both women and men ages 28 to 33 -- if SeekingArrangement's informal polling of its nearly two-million members can be relied upon.
The top five school districts where this extracurricular criminal activity is purportedly thriving? Philadelphia, Los Angeles, Miami-Dade, Las Vegas, and New York City.